Monday, January 26, 2009

Saturday, January 24th, Hyderabad


Cruised through this day with hardly a memory, my thought-stream being frequently interrupted by excellent coffee, meals, and naps. However, I did manage to squeeze in a quick tour around Hussain Sagar, a large man-made lake constructed in the 16th century. The lake serves as entertainment, art, and convienence to the citizenry. It connects Hyderabad with its twin city Secunderabad, and features several parks along its shoreline, including one which bears more than a passing resemblance to a state fair. In addition, the shoreline attracts many couples, as I saw not one bench unoccupied. The middle of the lake contains a gigantic statue of Buddha on a tiny island--ferries come and go around the structure as they travel throughout the rest of the lake.

The remainder of the evening involved primarily Kingfisher, one of India's most popular beers, and tall tales from yesteryear.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Friday, January 23rd, Hyderabad

Days pass differently here in India, especially for one on vacation. The idle life's beckoning finger proves too powerful a force to resist in this place. One can be exhausted following a hearty breakfast even though nary a finger was lifted for meal preparation. Naps are frequent, although perhaps this is a consequence of the daily awakenings forced upon the average citizen by the beautiful, but extremely loud, singing at 0530 each morning by the local imam, calling his flock to prayer. Still, one feels compelled to resemble a human more than a moderately lethargic sloth as a matter of pride, prompting an excruciatingly wearisome journey to the local salon via hired driver. There, I handed over the princely sum of Rs. 450 (~$9) for a pedicure with foot massage which lasted the paltry period of just under one hour.

How I must now be despised.

Let me provide an emoticon to cushion the blow.

:-)

Following the above tediously draining affair, my mother-in-law and wife returned to collect me and we traveled to a construction site. We entered a beautiful "planned community," where many houses showed sign of recent renovation. The driver stopped in front of wonder-of-design in progress: my sister-in-law's recently-purchased home. The entrance lawn is being built with style in mind--a gracefully cut section in the ground for a meandering pond conjures future memories of further times of idle, tea-cup in hand. The total area of the house in perhaps 2,200 square feet, and includes several suites (not bedrooms), a large kitchen, and a tiny side-apartment for the servants' quarters. Many homes in India have at least a small section for servant's living areas, either attached to or within the house itself, or as separate entities on the grounds. There are several verandas, one off each suite, as well as roof access, which provides an excellent view of greater Hyderabad.

Later Friday evening, we all ventured to Hotel Kakatiya for dinner. We had some of the most excellent lamb I've ever tasted in one of the ground-floor restaurants, and the cooking staff treated us to some naan-making (a giant flatbread, some 20 inches in diameter) festivities via the see-through window into the kitchen.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Thursday, January 22nd, Hyderabad


Thursday was a bit more eventful, or perhaps my somewhat-rested mind was able to track the passage of time again. In the event, the house servants treated us to an excellent breakfast of chicory-enhanced coffee, fried eggs, toast, and parathas (a type of flatbread, very popular in India, which one can eat separately or use, like a utensil, to eat "curry"). Myself, my mother-in-law, and my wife then traveled with one of the family drivers to a natural-dye fabric shop, owned and run by my wife's older sister. As an aside, the act of driving is viewed very differently in India than in America. In the states, there is almost a feeling of pride to be driving one's self--and only the very rich/very boring have hired drivers. In India, if one has the means to hire a driver, then that is what is done.

What is also done, it seems, is very little if the boss is not around. My wife's sister's shop has several employees who all have trouble with promptness. The average work-day begins around 1100 and lasts until the workers feel overcome by hunger, generally around 1130. Work resumes near one-o'clock, only to cease again somewhere around 1530. While there, we obtained several items of clothing and consulted the employees for the alteration of other pieces, causing one worker to nearly faint from exhaustion. I have included a photo of the surrounding area.

Some of my American acquaintances hailing from larger metropolitan areas may feel as if they have reached the pinnacle of offensive driving capability. Abandon whatever you think you know, and read these words carefully. There are no rules on the streets on Hyderabad. Drivers of the various conveyances treat road lanes as a nifty way of centering one's vehicle, pedestrians treat the lanes as a handy way of walking a straight lane, and various fauna meander between the indicated separations, as well. In essence, it is chaos. Auto-rickshaws--basically scooters with a shell-like enclosure placed over it, with benches for anywhere from two to eight passengers--rocket by between the much larger ultra-compacts which make up the majority of four-wheeled conveyances in Hyderabad. Regular scooters travel in packs, sometimes carrying up to four (!) people, fitting in spaces between vehicles where an undersized cat would hestitate to go. Compact car drivers are rather relaxed about whether to drive American (right-sided) or British (left-sided) style for any given minute, and frequently will stop abruptly to reverse their orientation by 180 degrees. There is simply no way to describe this mess adequately to one not familiar with it already. Here's a picture to give some idea, and I hear that Mumbai (Bombay) is even nuttier.

We stopped for gas, and the experience was a throw-back to what I've heard about 1950's era convienence stores. Multitudes of uniform-wearing workers lounged near every pump: one to take your money and one to pump your gas. There were probably twenty or more total workers present at one station--compare this with the two or three at your local Mobil station in the US.
Charminar (char-"four", minar-"minarets") is the palace near the heart of old Hyderabad, constructed hundreds of years ago by the king in thanks for sparing him and his city from the worst of a rampaging plague. This section is also home to a thriving bazaar where one can purchase near anything, especially bangles and cords of cloth. A word to the wise, keep your wallet in your front pocket, keep your eyes on the merchandise, and walk purposely. Otherwise, every shopkeeper will motion you over, and every beggar will see you as a juicy target. Beautiful examples of ancient construction abound throughout, making this section a must-see.

Takeoff from Chicago on Monday through Wednesday.

Jet lag is not merely a phenomenon--it is a malevolent entity. The missus and I discovered this truism (again) on our 22-hour two-step voyage from Chicago to Hyderabad, India via London. Thankfully, both flights were far under capacity, and I escaped from the eighteen hours of claustrophobic hell with only slightly grimy hair, less than fresh breath, and a sleep-deprived sense alteration which probably beats anything chemically obtained.

We landed in Hyderabad new airport--a gleeming steel-and-glass edifice some sixty kilometers outside of the city. My father in law arrived with his driver, loaded our baggage, and we were off. The sleep deprivation turned a simple drive home in the early morning into an adventure of epic measure. There is a new highway still under construction, but--in true Indian fashion--partially built means fully driveable to the average subcontinental motorist. We dodged auto-rickshaws, tiny mopeds, lorries, and the occassional wild dog on our way home. The mist made everything a bit surreal; thus, cranes churning the earth were perceived as excavators hunting for the next archaelogical find, and construction workers were seen as goons seeking to impede the progress of a certainly nearby Indiana Jones.

The rest of Wednesday is blurred by multiple naps, the strange feeling of being waited on by several family servants, and a bookstore run with mom-in-law and wife which resulted in my becoming more aware than ever of my rather pale skin tone. I took a short tour of the grounds of my in-laws' domicile and was amazed by the number of potted plants. There is a patio which wraps completely around my in-laws' house, and the section adjacent to the neighbor's border wall was particularly impressive. I've taken several photos, but a fear that they hardly do the place justice.